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Cafe Select

Nolita

📍

5

– T. Rashman

Stinky Dining Room

Yes I know you love this place, but when I went I wished I was Voldemort. Not having a nose would be a lifesaver, as the entire restaurant had a rancid cheese scent. On top of it, my girlfriend ordered more fondue. Ugh..

What to order

a rhinoplasty.

Price

$$$

Food

🥄🥄

Ambience

🍸

Butter's Tips:

Keep your mask on.

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