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Cafe Select
Nolita
📍
5
– T. Rashman
Stinky Dining Room
Yes I know you love this place, but when I went I wished I was Voldemort. Not having a nose would be a lifesaver, as the entire restaurant had a rancid cheese scent. On top of it, my girlfriend ordered more fondue. Ugh..
What to order
a rhinoplasty.
Price
$$$
Food
🥄🥄
Ambience
🍸
Butter's Tips:
Keep your mask on.
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